I think I'm turning into Jay Leno.
My youngest loves to read the local police blotter in the newspaper for the absolute lunacy he finds there. He posts the real gems on my father's refrigerator.
Who steals a strawberry bush? Who notices it has gone missing?
Or should I say…
Qui vole un buisson de fraise? Qui remarque l'a disparu?
Thanks for the first-thing-in-the-morning laugh Andrea!
Gee, those streets are so hauntingly familiar, too. ;0)
xo
Ha ha – our local country paper posts those too. Very funny!
Oh boy…only in Atherton! I wonder if the missing strawberry bush has anything to do with the banana, chocolate and strawberry! haha! Atherton police must be bored to death!